I got a friend I can sometimes go to when I feel alone
She sympathizes and agonizes
And she lays me out cold
She lays me out here stoned and cold
And let me introduce you all to a Rent A Friend indeed
She's an awful heavier woman, with an awful healthy need
She knows when to take you, treat you as her own
She lays on you the post and then cut that, you can call your own
And I don't think that I belong here
I seem to remember this before
It's like charging out the door on a sunny afternoon
Found out it's raining after all
I got a friend I can sometimes go to when I feel alone
She sympathizes and agonizes
And she lays me out cold
She lays me out here stoned and cold
I don't think that I belong here, I seem to recall
I've been through this so many times I'm familiar with it all
It's like charging out the door on a sunny afternoon
Found out it's raining after all
And here I go again
I think I'll stand out here again, wait in the rain
Such a shame when your ole head is full
And there ain't no way to empty it all out again
She's a stone and make you sad
Such a bad time to go then
She's just going to make you
She's just going to make you
And let me introduce you all to a Rent A Friend indeed