VERSE 1:
Halloween's over and it's not yet Christmas.
There's a weird inbetween in the middle and it s**s!
So pardon my frown,
But it's hard to be excited when the theme colour's brown.
CHORUS 1:
THANKSGIVING
Here it comes again,
The vicious cycle.
THANKSGIVING
You're like Jackson 5,
Without the Michael,
Yeah Macy's got a parade,
But it always ends with Santa on his sleigh,
Why bother?
VERSE 2:
No Santa, no elves,
No witches, ghouls or goblins.
As holidays go it doesn't even make the top 10.
Christmas ham is so much better!
"I love turkey" said no one ever...
CHORUS 2:
THANKSGIVING
Here it comes again,
For no good reason
THANKSGIVING
You're in the way of my jolly Christmas season.
By 5 o' clock we've stuffed our faces,
Then it's back to the daily races...
VERSE 3:
So why do I sing this song so angrily?
Thanksgiving's a chance to see your family...
Well in case you don't remember,
We all do it again in December!
Trains and planes