[Song 1]
Christmas is a corporate invention
[Song 2]
Lets not talk about politics
At the Christmas table
Lets not talk about politics
At the Christmas table
Lets not... "Yo i think k**ary should be shot"
[Song 3]
And the world's gonna know your name
What's your name Man!
"Alex and i love Christmas
My name is Alex and i love Christmas
And there's a million gifts i haven't wrapped
Just give me time
Please give me time"
When he was 10 he found out Santa wasn't real
He couldn't deal
bo bo do ba bop bop bew
[Song 4]
I wanna play with the dreidel
But I don't know if it's a sin
Cause i'm not even Jewish
Nah i'll just give it a little spin
Ahh, I'm in hell aren't I
[Song 5]
"Oh, that ornament doesn't go there"
(Drops Ornament)
"Is that where it goes?"
[Song 6]
Hey pretty girl, welcome to my home
Oh, look at that, it's mistletoe
You have to kiss me, That's the rule
Haven't brushed my teeth since 2011
[Song 7]
"Go Away!"
[Song 8]
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
[Song 9]
Wrapping gifts is easy bud
All you got to do is ignore the blood
Aw man
[Song 10]
Peppermint Mocha
MMM
Eggnog Latte
MMM
Caramel Brulée
MMM
Spiced Sweet Cream Cold Brew
MMM
Gingerbread Latte
MMM
Chestnut Praline
MMM
Holiday Spice Flat White
MMM
[Song 11]
Now Santa knows that you've been good
And you want a PS4
And the reason you're not gonna get is
'Cause Santa hates the poor
[Song 12]
Eggnog, Frosty, Blitzen, Bublé
These are Christmas words i know
Chestnuts, chimney, stockings, sadness
Yet more Christmas words i know