1st song: Santa ain't real so grow the hell up Santa ain't real so grow the hell up Santa ain't real so grow the hell up Santa ain't real, grow up Again! Santa ain't real-- 2nd song: I've got a puppy for christmas But now I've got a rash I guess I am allergic So I'm putting her in the trash! 3rd song: The only thing I want from Old Saint Nick Is to ban Hoverboards 'Cause they make you look like a dick 4th song: Nutcrackers don't work 5th song: I really want a Christmas Tree But Mom & Dad, they won't let me
'Cause I'm Jewish, yeah yeah 'Cause I'm Jewish I really want that tree though 6th song: Now your mother and I have decided That we're going our separate ways... 'Cause it's your fault, scooby-doo-bop-bop-bop-- 7th song: *yelling* 8th song: Jingle, Winter, Santa, Rudolph These are Christmas words I know Jesus, Snowflakes, Sleigh Bells, Manger Yet more Christmas words I know 9th song: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas I love you Christmas, Christmas Hm-hm, I love you Scooby-dee-bop-bop Christmas, everyday