1st song:
Santa ain't real so grow the hell up
Santa ain't real so grow the hell up
Santa ain't real so grow the hell up
Santa ain't real, grow up
Again!
Santa ain't real--
2nd song:
I've got a puppy for christmas
But now I've got a rash
I guess I am allergic
So I'm putting her in the trash!
3rd song:
The only thing I want from Old Saint Nick
Is to ban Hoverboards
'Cause they make you look like a dick
4th song:
Nutcrackers don't work
5th song:
I really want a Christmas Tree
But Mom & Dad, they won't let me
'Cause I'm Jewish, yeah yeah
'Cause I'm Jewish
I really want that tree though
6th song:
Now your mother and I have decided
That we're going our separate ways...
'Cause it's your fault, scooby-doo-bop-bop-bop--
7th song:
*yelling*
8th song:
Jingle, Winter, Santa, Rudolph
These are Christmas words I know
Jesus, Snowflakes, Sleigh Bells, Manger
Yet more Christmas words I know
9th song:
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
I love you
Christmas, Christmas
Hm-hm, I love you
Scooby-dee-bop-bop
Christmas, everyday