I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette
Sporting a rainbow clip
I had this gun guy staring at me, wondering where I got it
And he just about flipped over it.
I don't know his name, yeah, but just the same
He buys a literal mountain of d**h
And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him
Yeah, until I had no money left
I said until I had no money left
Yeah, until I had no money left
Oh!
I don't want you getting hurt if you're too disappointed
If the feathers are broken and dead
The birds look good in person, but not in the photos
And super vice versa, I bet
I've seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated
If something good gets underbid
When I went down there I got pretty damned suspicious
But he seems like a pretty good kid
Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid
Well, he seems like a pretty good kid
This joint's been around for a while and it feels like
The same old crowd each time
But there's always that chance of a shill biddin' trucker
Trying to help the old man make a dime
There's one gun guy coming straight out of Texas
Doesn't keep, not one, for himself
He's got a kingdom of gun shops, he likes to decorate 'em
With the trophies of somebody else
Yeah, the trophies of somebody else
Well, the trophies of somebody else