Getting Hung-Up
Small tasks and insignificant things
Can take on tremendous importance and interest
Often you find yourself doing some little thing over and over
Like picking lint off your dog
Or staring at a tiny spot on the wall
Or playing with something like this little microphone bu*ton here
That doesn't seem to have much of a purpose really
Except that it makes a funny noise whenever I push it
You know I think I'm getting hung-up
Time disorientation and hung-upedness
Act together quite often
You find yourself doing something inane for a long time
And thoroughly enjoying it
Even though every now and then
You think you've been doing it forvever
When you're doing something really dumb
Like watching Queen For A Day or The Flying Nun on TV
Another symptom is revealed
After staring like idiots at the show for eighteen minutes
Someone will ask
"What are we watching this for?"
"Oh oh oh oh"
"C'mon c'mon"
"Guys"
"(?)"
"(?) and Ron Ward 1977"
"Ron Ward is the monster right?"
"No Ron Ward is the actor"
"That's ridiculous"
"Well change it, change it"
"Wait didn't you just"
"Hmm"
"I thought you flipped by the uh"
"Hmm"
"You know what this is?"
"What?"
"What a guy"
"Rich Houser's Holiday 1976"
"Rich Houser's Holiday"
"(?)"
"Why don't you flick the bean on so"
"You change it"
"Oh c'mon"
"Oh"
We'll all turn, nod at whoever asked the question
Then resume your show watching
All together, until the show is concluded
Why?
Because the basic truth about being stoned
Is that everything, even televison, is good
You must learn to be careful about this