[Verse 1]
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch
[Chorus]
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays its blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
[Verse 2]
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big ten inch
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten inch
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
My girl don't go for smoking
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothing
[Chorus]
'Cept on my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that play the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues