Legendary chicken fairy big as life and twice as hairy
In our windows you'll come creepin'
Whippin' goodies on us while we're sleepin'
When you wish upon a bird makes no difference how absurd
The chicken fairy hears each word and all your dreams come true
Chicken fairy in the sky Mother Goose is bu*terfly
Do whatever's necessary legendary chicken fairy
Sing a song that's sanitary take my wish oh big canary
Legendary chicken fairy make all my dreams come true
La da da da la da da
Sing a song that's sanitary...