[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee Baby, and Gray Musiq
Baby, I'm feeling love this evening
So I'm gonna do this right
You know at the end of the day I'll always come back
Cause nobody does me better...
Than me
[Verse 1: Gray Musiq]
Imma do it nice and slow tonight
Gotta unwind, have somebody do me right
Relationships like this are hard to build
And I'm here to make sure every need is fulfilled
I've got whipped cream, scented candles and a mixed CD
Cause tonight it's me and me
[Verse 1 cont'd: J Pee]
Sitting alone, Vasoline on the shelf
Getting ready to touch myself
This tissue ain't for my nose
I'm bout to blow my mind
[Gray Musiq]
I got my favorite movie, tonight will be perfect
[J Pee]
I didn't make me shellfish cause I know I'm allergic
[Gray Musiq]
So get ready to stay up late, grab my hand and-
[J Pee & Gray Musiq]
Shake my weight
[Hook 1: Interspersed]
(Back up "Oh's")
And when I'm touching me
Do it to me soft and sweetly
Touch my neck and pull my hair
Brought my handcuffs cause I'm kinky
When I get myself alone
I don't need fel**tio
I trimmed myself for this occasion, now it's time
For Sensual Masturbation
[Gray Musiq]
Come on!
[Verse 2: J Pee]
Me, this foreplay has me all built up
And your dirty talk is filthy
Where'd I learn that stuff?
[Gray Musiq]
You're so flexible and bendy
Oh yeah, I was a dancer
[J Pee]
And I'm decreasing my chance of getting prostate cancer
(Oh, Oh, Oh, babay)
[Gray Musiq]
Now that we've wrapped up that date
I'm bout to give my penis
[J Pee & Gray Musiq]
The five finger handshake
AWKWARD BATHROOM DIALOGUE INTERLUDE
[J Pee & Gray Musiq]
So give me one good reason
Not to finish on my face
[Hook 2: Interspersed]
Undress you nice and slow
Get you wet before proceeding
I like to whip myself
Not too hard cause I hate bleeding
Slow it down not so fast
I gotta make this moment last
And I don't want a penis abrasion
What I need, is Sensual Masturbation
[Bridge: Interspersed]
Tonight is very tender and it makes me remember
All the moments in the past that I've shared with my member
At the premier of Toy Story 3
Really wish that family would stop looking at me
Did it in my mom's van, getting road hand
The car becomes a drifter when my hand's on this shifter
In a museum
It's a threesome
While I'm swimming
Public restroom
Have a quickie
Gandalf Costume
Oh
Uh
Ohh
Uhh
OHHH...
Argh
OHH
AGGHH
OOOOOOO
OH MY GOD, AGGHGHHGGH
Yeayeah
[J Pee as Gandalf the White]
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