Hello operator, give me no-man's-land
Collect call to no-one-at-all
Been yelling into an empty closet
To the point of no return and no deposit
Fiddling and watching while Rome burns
A roll of the dice, The worm turns
Hello central, give me no-man's-land
From a walking waste disposal unit
A transfusion from me'd k** the faint of heart
Alas poor Yorick
I knew me well
But I've been k**ing my brain cell-by-cell
It only take a bullet to make the worm turn
And this one's for you
Toll is belling
Signs is telling
Nose is running
Feet are smelling
Currently less than a human wreck
Give me a break!
Start at the neck
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I rule my body from the throne of agony
My conscience and constitution's nagging me
Clock up another tracheotomy
Stab another dagger in the back of me
The dark god's burnt my evil soul
My brittle spirit's turned to coal
I rule my body from the throne of agony
The throne of agony
Agony
Chalk up a frozen pizza
Chalk up another thousand Marlboros
Anything goes for those ordinary Joes
They'll cut off your face to spit your nose
I don't need to touch their toes
To know I've already reach my all time low
Pacing ruts on a carpet
Eating up the wallpaper
Crawling the walls
Sick on the ceiling
Dead in the head
Shut the shutters
I should have stayed in bed
Complaining about my campaign
Against personal decency
I got no excuses
Rules wrapped in barbed wire
Laced with broken gla**
Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Ca**
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Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
And watch my life flicker before your very eyes
With no commercial breaks
No breaks x2
k** me baby
Pour another gla** of liquid clear king alcohol
Drink it hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget
String around the finger
Rope around the neck
You always hate the one you love
Time dies when your having fun
I'm gonna change my name
I'm changing trains
k** me baby
I'm on the throne of agony
My conscience's nagging me
Put up another tracheotomy
Stab another dagger in the back of me
The dark god's burnt my evil soul
My brittle spirit's turned to coal
I rule my body from the throne of agony x2
The throne of agony
Agony x7