[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Six-pack in hand
Stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies
Got gorilla tacticts
I'm creeping through the show
And I'm scanning for hoes
Girl's got a bag of sniffles
Wanna do the no-no
Get back to the bus
It's the end of the night
Yeah, back to the bus
And get out of my life
‘Cause I got people to see
Hoes as freaky as me
I'm roll into the after-party
With my boy Charles Scene
Picked up a few friends
Now I'm dipping with b**hes
Slapped the b**h to my right
I said "click it or ticket."
Girl feeling my ride
Now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata,
As I'm hitting them switches
I ride behind Charlie
As he's popping a wheelie
I finally made it to the party
Now he's copping a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front
Doing tricks on his Heelys
Now I'm finna get down
Yelling "somebody, beer me!"
[Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me!
Get drunk with Charlie Scene!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone!
So smoke this joint with me!
Get high off Funny's weed!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I ain't trying to get high alone!
[Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
I rolled up to the party in my Honda,
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata
Damn what a baller
Top down, what a primadonna
Those spinners that he brought are
Straight outta AutoZone for thirty dollars
Money, we have nada
Let's go inside I'll follow
They didn't let us in
So we hopped a wall
But I dropped you
That's when I lost you
I didn't try to call you
I ran into a crowd
Of celebrities and Popparazzi
And they shot up
Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I need a doctor
Yo, Little Jon, you're
Crunk juice and vodka
Is turning me into a monster
One more shot and I'mma gone-ah
But Charlie Scene I saw'n you
Stick your dick in the salsa!
I don't want no drama
I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep-throated by piranhas
[Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So take these pills with me!
Got them from J-D-O-G!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I don't wanna get high alone!
So take this ecstasy!
They must be J3T's!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I ain't trying to get down alone!
[Brige: Funny Man]
Hey who's going to the rave tonight huh?
Hey we'll see Da Kurlzz there he'll be rave-popping!
Oh odelay fool!
Now who wants to get buzzing?
[Chorus: Charlie Scene & J-Dog]
So chug this beer with me!
Get drunk with Charlie Scene!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone!
So smoke this joint with me!
Get high off Funny's weed!
Sense this urgency!
‘Cause I ain't trying to get high alone!
[Outro: Funny Man & J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
Hey kick them down fool!
I'm paranoid as a motherf**er right now!
I'm f**ing horny now!