[Intro: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the Lord called upon six crazy MC's
J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears
Da Kurlzz and Tha Produca!
Hey!
Man, you forgot the homie Funny Man, come on dawg, aw!
[Chorus: Deuce]
And I can show you how to hump
Without making love
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun
Bottle and a gun
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
[Verse 1: Funny Man]
My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a b**h like Nintendo
Take a fun ride in my Benzo
Funny as f** I should do stand-up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a f**
Got a gold-a** grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride let's roll
I'm a baritone with the voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor
Let me bend you over let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, Freaky Friday
If you got beef then you better step up b**h
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f** with!
[Chorus: Deuce]
And I can show you how to hump
Without making love
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun
Bottle and a gun
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
[Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
Girl come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, shake your a** to the ba**
Wait till you see my face, hey b**h
Wear them tight jeans that show your a**-crack
My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels
What you gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time
Be there that night and save 2Pac's life
Then pay my fine
For getting caught f**ing on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!
[Chorus: Deuce]
And I can show you how to hump
Without making love
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun
Bottle and a gun
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
[Bridge: Deuce & Funny Man]
Get down, I'll show you how!
Come on girl let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
Get down, I'll show you how!
Come on girl let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
[Chorus: Deuce]
And I can show you how to hump
Without making love
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun
Bottle and a gun
The way you look at me
I can tell that you're a freak
[Outro: Deuce & Funny Man & Charlie Scene & Da Kurlzz]
Get down, I'll show you how!
If you got beef then you better step up b**h
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f** with!
Get down, I'll show you how!
I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!
b**h!
What motherf**er?