[Verse 1]
Why don't you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
So why don't you get a job?
Well done
[Verse 2]
Why don't you win a medal?
Even Tarquin wins a medal
Mary Berry's got a medal
So why don't you get a medal?
Well done
[Chorus]
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
I'd rather bite my nose off
To spite my face
[Verse 3]
Why don't you get a degree?
Even Tarquin has a degree
Mary Berry's got a degree
So why don't you get a degree?
Well done
[Verse 4]
Why don't you like Reggae?
Even Tarquin likes Reggae
Mary Berry likes Reggae
So why don't you like Reggae?
Well done
[Verse 5]
Why don't you watch football?
Even Tarquin likes football
Trevor Nelson likes football
So why don't you watch football?
Well done
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Get on your bike, she said
Let them eat cake, she said
Well done
[Chorus]