well sometimes i think
she was born without a brain
'cause even when she tries
to make sense she still sounds insane
oh, but please don't get the wrong idea
'cause i love my mom to d**h
and please don't think that i'm being mean
but there's something about her breath
and she doesn't even know
and she doesn't even care
and she doesn't even have a clue
she's so uncool
well she likes to drive
all around in her car
but goin' 15 miles per hour
doesn't get her very far
well i really hate to say it
but life with my mom s**s
if she likes my band so much
than what's with that ten bucks?
well, i just can't wair for the day
when all this madness ends
she still insists on kissing me
in front of all my friends
embarra**ing me with that hair
i'm looking like a fool
somebody really needs to tell her
that she's just not cool