[Verse 1: Huey Mack] Ya, you met him on a blind date
Think he the one ’cause he a safe bet
But he might have a 401k
But he ain’t out here cashing all these Mike’s Hard checks, ah yes
I can’t be the guy to fix your plumming
But f** it I can pay someone to do it for you
You say your man can’t even pa** the bar to be a lawyer
And every time he talk about his day I know it bore you
You need somebody that can make you’re mom proud
I’d rather be the guy that’s gonna make you moan loud
Really wanna be a housewife in upstate New York
Five star dinners in the shopping mall food court
Lame a** minivan, driving mad (?)
Wonder why you on vacation out in Ocean City, Maryland
Or somewhere to send your budget like that
Trust me baby girl I’m just nothing like that
[Hook: Huey Mack and gianni & kyle] What you don’t see, he ain’t got nothing on me
And I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve got all that you’ve need
I know we’ll look better on paper, but that sh** overrated
Oh, we’ll look better on paper, but you’re sh** really outdated
Ah, yeah
[Verse 2: gianni & kyle] Skrrt
Okay, cool he’s got a degree
Me, I went to school the difference is I lasted a week
He’s got a 9-5, me I work a 9-9
AM to the PM means I’m working through my day and my sleep
PCH, you could ride with me ’cause I ain’t never pump the breaks
You put him first, I put him last in every single way
He a lame, everybody in his frat look the same
Girl I think you think you need a change
Come and catch a flight, we don’t need destinations
And we don’t need hesitations, he leaves you home masturbating
When you just need a pipe, you just need to see
Even though I failed, I can tell that we got chemistry, sh**
So leave his a** at home
When he calls, when he texts, turn on airplane mode
You wanna stay, or go travel different area codes
I’ll be way more lovey, dovey
f** with me and prove your visions’ 20-20, sh**
[Hook: Huey Mack and gianni & kyle] What you don’t see, he ain’t got nothing on me
And I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve got all that you’ve need
I know we’ll look better on paper, but that sh** overrated
Oh, we’ll look better on paper, but you’re sh** really outdated
Ah, yeah