I had a chance to call
But I didn't because my pride was so shot
So I never returned the sh** that I stole
Under the premise that I might have forgot
A chance to act like the person I wanted to be
Who is clever and cunning
Oh god, is he funny
He knows what to say when departing
So say goodbye to your mother
And the house that you had as a kid
You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is
Goodbye to your mother
And the house that you had as a kid
(The person you you wanted to be)
You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is
Goodbye