When the first living creatures crawled on primeval Earth,
Mute, formless beasts, they fought for their food and shelter
With claws and fists, and then with sticks, and so on up
Fighting with the weapons that experience had forged,
Until they found words, to give meaning to feelings
And cries, and then names. They began to shun war,
They started to lay out towns and to lay down laws,
By which no man might be thief, brigand, or adulterer.
Even before Helen's day c*nts were a dire cause for battle,
But those who snatched promiscuous love like beasts
And were k**ed like a bull in the herd by a stronger bull,
Died an unsung d**h. If you want to study the record
Of those past ages of the world, you'll be forced to accept
That justice was created out of the fear of injustice.
Nature doesn't, can't, distinguish between right and wrong,
As she does between sweet and sour, attractive and hostile:
And Reason can never show it's the same offence
To cull fresh cabbages out of a neighbour's garden
As to steal the god's sacred emblems by night: let's have
Rules, to lay down a fair punishment for every crime,
Lest we flay with the terrible whip what merits the strap.