Wouldn't it be better to ask what boundaries Nature
Sets to desire, what privations she can stand and what
Will grieve her, and so distinguish solid from void?
Do you ask for a golden cup when you're dying
Of thirst? Do you scorn all but peaco*k, or turbot
When you're starving? When your prick swells, then,
And a young slave girl or boy's nearby you could take
At that instant, would you rather burst with desire?
Not I: I love the s**ual pleasure that's easy to get.
‘Wait a bit', ‘More cash', ‘If my husband's away', that girl's
For the priests, Philodemus says: requesting, himself,
One who's not too dear, or slow to come when she's told.
She should be fair and poised: dressed so as not to try
To seem taller or whiter of skin than nature made her.
When a girl like that slips her left thigh under my right,
She's Ilia or Egeria: I name her however I choose,
No fear, while I f**, of husbands back from the country,
Doors bursting, dogs howling, the whole house echoing
With the sound of his knocking, the girl d**hly pale,
Leaping the bed, her knowing maid shouting afraid
For her limbs, the adulteress for her dowry, I for myself.
Nor, clothes awry, of having to flee bare-foot, scared
For my cash, my skin, or at the very least my reputation.
It's bad news to be caught: even with Fabio judging.