[Intro: Richard Nixon, sampled]
My fellow Americans…
One of the tragedies of life is that as a rule, a man's true greatness is recognized only in d**h—Hoover was one of the rare exceptions to that rule
He became a living legend, while still a young man
And he lived up to his legend, as the decades pa**ed
[Hoov]
I'll take it
[Verse 1: Hoov]
So what's anotha brotha's baby momma's Shake-y drama
Spent two hundred comma triple zip on better Karma
I ain't no Hindu Buddhist criss-cross a** Dalai Lama
But I always see big picture, wide-eyed hit? Sure, Cinerama
I did too many d** and the Next One might cause a problem
Mental issues but some ‘misuse' yeah that tends to solve ‘em
Flowing in this sh** so call this kid an, ‘alcoholic solvent'
Wait, no, ‘solute' [salute] yeah that works, too
We makin' moves so haul it
[Hook: Hoov]
I think I did too many d**, tho (yeeahp!)
f**in' wit my flow, call it menopausal
But I'm pretty sure that if I pop another (one more)
Then I'll k** the verse like ‘Cain did to a brotha
[Verse 2: Hoov]
So—call me a period cuz my flow, is nasty
I'm like Jack the Ripper, you can't catch me
Plus, I tear b**hes up
You could be a prude or you could be a s*ut
Or jersey mutt that's chasin' b**h
I k** f**as like Jason b**h
So here's da sitch I'm from the ‘6
Not Drake's fake sh** the real one, kid
That's 2-0-6, I'm rife with hits
Make trifle b**hes look dyslexic
Yo, Mac? Where your freestyles at?
I've heard they 'phat,' wait I meant wack
You gave a bad rep to Seatown rap
Seeing funny sh** like seeing clowns crap
So if they ask, “Who's this ‘Hoov'?”
Tell ‘em, “The Next One, move!”
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Hoov]
On the real though I'm just waiting for this girl to save me (But she a b**h!)
I'm sure she's late, but just in case I'll sell my soul to ‘“Sadie” [Satan] (f** it anyway)
No more pills and no more deals I just wanna hold my baby (no I don't)
Until she's late—in another way—and that sh** will be crazy! (and go f** herself)
Now I'm just hoping that cryptic coping ain't so open that y'all can poke it
Might f** it up, and she'll say
“Yo Hoov, that's enough because I'm gettin' uncomfortable—I'm just kidding, I want some pearls, but some real ones this time.”
I said, “Sure thing, ‘Cyanide'.”
[Hook]
[Outro]
That it? Alright. 'Til next time. Postscript: I need a producer!