She was pretty
Very witty
She had, ‘thingys that made guys forget the cities that they came from
Therefore they were sprung
They had T-Pain in their lungs
So therefore sung songs on
Samsung 'cellies
You see they wanted to be on 'tele
Be famous just like R-Kelly
Trying to grab attention of this girl who wore
Lace lingerie,
Gucci everyday,
I mean she was black like a PlayStation 3
Walks into the room connects to guys like 3G
(G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G)
You see I had to
Disconnect and gather my thoughts and then....
Send an SMS
'Cos she was just designing stress
'Cos I was looking at this dress and there was a beating in my chest
'Cos I am man that rejects.....
Failure
Lady, my natural flavour is distinction
Your past relationships I am putting through extinction.
Give me the time, give me the place,
Give me the chance to debate against your......
Pink mind,
Pink shine of gloss, on lips with no flaws,
That dress words in Versace every time you talk
Pause for a second as I jot down these thoughts,
And jot down my number as you jot down me yours
And I looked deep into her eyes as I wrote my number and gave it to her and said
Lady,
Mine is a 0-5-4-9-4-4-2-0-3-0
I can be your hero
Sing songs to you better than Ne-Yo
My words, they will fly you to Rio
Give you a time better than Michael Jackson back in the day when he said
"Do you remember"
(chuckles)
Baby I've got a mind
Mind of a gentleman
God is within me so therefore I know how to treat woman
You see I don't have a car but I can drive you crazy
You need diamonds, I will supply you daily
Cos I'm an N-W-J
n***a with j**ellery
Supplying you with the diamonds of your life everyday
Baby,
Everybody wants you like the Iphone
That's your nickname
Let's get together and let's change that to my phone
Cos you are the;
Apple of my eye
I can't deny
You provide me with wings so that I can fly
Tell me,
Who needs Red Bull when I got you by my side?
Honey, darling, marshmallow with a charming,
Give me your number so I can stop remarking
I can go on forever you give me the power to go on
Therefore let me use this power to guess your number and call
You see by looking at you you look like one them MTN types so I'll say you are 054
You have two dimples and do three aerobic sessions
Your charm is a nine out of ten so I'll say you are a
0-5-4-2-3-9-10
Wait!
(Breathes in to smell)
Oh my!
You wearing Channel No.9
Sagittarius is your sign
So therefore I'll say you are a
054 for the MTN
2 for the dimples
3 for the aerobic sessions
9-10 that's your charm that's a nine out of ten
9 for your perfume which is Channel No.9
And 12 for Sagittarius which is your zodiac sign
Please be ready at eight to be picked up at your door