Now I've been workin at this company for three years,
You think by then that I'd earned some respect.
But the company is run by high corporate f*gots.
Who're only interested in gaining more profit.
And when I thought I wasn't getting my fair share,
And I asked for a bigger cut of the wealth,
They just told me to think again,
And said that they could find someone else.
Employer's market nah they don't give a sh**.
Still at this company for the fourth year
Guess I'm too lazy to find a better job.
Maybe I'll see if k-marts' still hirin,
Or get an application at Jack-in-the-Box.
And when I got caught out to lunch early,
I got a lecture for 10 min long and then he fired me right there at 1:30.
That's what inspired me to write this song.