Intro Yeah aha aha ah Aha aha ah (whats the time? Oh sh..) Yeah [Verse 1: Tom Scott] I woke up feeling like I broke both legs Head still stinging from the Pepe Lopez I ring my mate Gibby like "Hey bro Sesh?" My missus like "Why are all your mates dope heads?" I cook her up a feed like babe "Babe don't stress" She's still pissed off like "These ain't poached eggs" Hey sorry baby but I ain't no chef And by the way, your stir fry's ain't so spesh Then I gapped up the road sweet as, playing happy Walked up to Gibbs place they were playing Hacky Jumped in the circle, kneed it, kicked it Ah ah ah ah ah, oh missed it Then we took a quick trip to Kingston for liquid Sat and talked sh** with the boys I was kids with Jono starts talking drain laying bullsh** quick "Ever rode a bobcat? Bro that's sick sh**" Everyone trying to sneak away from him on tippy toes 'Cuz no one understands what he's on about like Gizzy bro "Where you going Gib, I'm about to tell you 'bout the digger Bro" Sounds mean Jono, just send me the video "Hey where did Gibby go" "Ah I think he walked away"
Man I love the c*nt but sh** he can talk all day An his Mum's sort of strange, but I love him anyway Plus his Dad shouted us all tickets to the Auckland game It was close as, no time left (Ohh don't do that, pa** it, don't kick it) Southland made a comeback like Wyclef Jono's yelling up in my ear like I'm deaf In front of kids like "Ah f**ing offside ref!" Anyway I headed home, wrote a rap, took a nap quick Yawned, made a feed, took a crap, lit the match stick Backwards to Gibbs in a flash like magic Sat with the pack, sip max lit, cat nip Watched the Warriors, Vatuvei got a hat-trick sh** a couple months ago he couldn't even catch it That sh** made me think one day you're Brad Pitt Next day it's all gone, and you ain't jack sh** The game finished and I sat, had a chat with Gibbs bout life All of that sh** Then I grabbed my keys, then I'm off Hand slap quick We're like "Sweet bro, tomorrow" Then I gapped it And ah, really bro that's it Saturday And everyday is Saturday my friend (x4) And Saturday again