JOHNNIES IN THE BATHROOM Dear Diary, I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos. The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend; that's why I'm writing. You see, I met this guy... Hey, wow Wow, what's going on up there? Did you have dinner yet? Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your a**? (laughs) Oh, I need you girl Huh? I need you girl You need me, boy?
Yeah....yeah, I need you too Huh? I need you too, baby Dear Diary, I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in Shasta tonight and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black hair and he wears all this silver j**elry, velvet pants, black boots, etc. I love your big muscles It's a lickable p**y Hi baby, how you doin? Well, all y'all want some p**y? Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it ...guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...