(birju.... tu aaikwa bitwa
La la meri maa ke kangan wapas kar de de la lao) - 2
Dekh lala pehale sehi mastaki tooteli hai
Teri futi kismat ki to yede full to lag gayeli hai
Jo pala pada birju se tujhko teri maut dastak de raili hai
Nock tak tak kar rali hai bohot
Maa ke gehne liye tune namune kamine
Maa ne mahine bhar bahake pasine
Hul chala ke jab kaati fasal tab
Tu laathi utha ke hil hil ke chalte hue aake
Jhoothi vidhya dikha ke tune bahot maamu banaya
Bahot maamu banaya
Lala meri baat taane samajh na aave
Ek phunk maaru taari dhoti khul jaave
Taari chati pe hi chad tanne me darau - 2
Pyaar se na maanu taake gusund lagau
O gal sun o la la la la meri gal sun
Tera taintwa dabake ke banaunga nayee dhoon
Phir bhi na manega maroonga choon choon choon
Teri hadiyo ka churma karunga bun bun
Lauta de lauta de kangan maa ke lauta de
Le laa de le laa de le khopdi hila de
Bhayanak bada main hun zalzala
Aandhi hun main birju mera naam
(Birju.... tu aaikwa bitwa
La la meri maa ke kangan wapas kar de de la lao) - 2
La la mere maa ke kangam wapase kar de tu i love you i love you i love you - 2
La la la la
Pisay pisay kare lala javega narak
Thaare pichhe bhut sare javenge ghatak
Bhutni ke tere jaisa koi na kamina - 2
Sari bahu choriyaan ne samjhe te hasina
Haath mere jo aayega pachhtayega tu
Laat meri jo tu khayega uth jayega tu
Janu main jaanu teri chamdi hai moti
Damdi hai khoti kaala hai dil
Aur safaid teri dhoti safaid teri dhoti
La la la la lala la la lala la
Birju... de saale ke ghusand mein
Aaikwa bitwa
Ab bari humari hai kop che me almari hai
Birju ja almari me se sandook le
Sandook me se bandook lekar aa tu
Iss ka karde full and final aaj
Takega tu maa ki laaj
Nachega tu khake paanch goliyaan
Aale daaku saale dapu
Lauta kangan warna chadega tu suli kyu miyaan
Nahi chadha to mene zaljala le aana hai
Chal jara tu bombay sattar valvala dikhlana hai
Wahan public hai battar maregi patthar
Bhagega bachkar kaise tu
La la tere bahot natak baaju mein hai rail phaatak
Fatak tootela hai birju hatela hai
Buddha thakela tu ekdam sukhela hai
Gusse mein janta hai pitna to banta hai
Khaane ke wande hain chalis ke kande hai
Futeli chali hai khuli hui nali hai
Public mawaali hai de raili gali hai
Raste pe khadde hai bhai log ke adde hai
Sarh gayele masle he he tu hansle
Kangan kidhar hai be lala
Ha ha ha sir sir