Ek tha scientist nam uska khurana, thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla
Pachhis sal se khoj raha tha divana, budhe ko jawan banane kaa formula
Aao chale dekhe yeh aankho dekha hal
Khurana key formula ne kiya kaise kamal
Bas ek bund aur umar kam ho jaye pachhis sal
Badak kaa ban gaya dekho anda kamal
Formula kaa raj jante sirf khurana key do hee khas
Ek secretary kavita dusra tota jo bolta jhakkas
Bolta tota aaisa khilauna tha jiska kam khurana ko
Sab kuchh yad dilana tha
Par kavita aisee secretary thee jo karne walee khurana se gaddaree thee
Khurana kee thee wish formula jaye bharat sarkar ko
Lekin kavita chalee batane khurana key judwe bhayee underworld key don ko
Don kaa bada beta baljit beiman aur lalach me tha
Inse miliye don kee dusri paidaish sunny
North indian ghar me south indian dish
Shak hamesha don ko khata tha
Sunny uska beta nahee ho sakta yeh khayal aata tha
Uskee do no. kee biwi marte huye shayad yeh chah
Rahee thee kehna key sunny uske aur unke padosi subramaniam kee ek bhul kaa hai gehna
Baljit ne kiya bap se dhoka diya chinese gang ko formula kharidne kaa mauka
Chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur teen din me baljit ko formula dene kaa chance
Abb yeh formula jhuth fareb ko rakhte hain side me aur luv story ko lete hain mind me
College me padhta bhee aur canteen me karta kam
Bilkul simple chokra karan uska nam
Duniya me akela ekdum lonely canteen wala murga toh wahee uska family
Sirf sunny kya sara college tanya peh marta hain
Karan bhee toh use chip chip key pyar karta hain
Iss tarah huyee dostee kee shuruwat karan ne chaha kuchh aage kare bat
Birthday kaa bahana karke bulaya khane peh
Tanya bhee razi huyee dinner key liye aane peh
Biryani banaya candle jalaya karan karne laga waiting
Pant khareeda shirt laya tanya ne kee karan kee birthday shopping
Bas milne hee wale the abb dono key mann jab b**h me aa gaye sare vilain
Scientist ne dala formula tijori key andar
Phir tijori kaa code bola tote key bhitar
Tab aaya baljit formula pane gaddari apne chacha peh jatane
Baljit ko chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke
Tab aaya baljit key samajh me key formula hain band tijori me aur band tijoree kaa
Code hain bolte tote me baljit ne sab ko sath khitcha aur kiya scientist
Kaa pitcha
Tab padee scientist kee najar tanya key purse se giree huyee chizo peh kuchh reh gaya piche
Najdeek jake dekha toh credit card tha tanya kaa nam bhee likha tha niche
Aage jake tanya ko huwa yeh ehsas, ek insan hain pareshan jau uske pa**
Soch key aaisa tanya ne gadee u turn me ghumayee
Aur phir dekh samne kaa najara woh buree tarah ghabrayee
Baljit kee bhee aankh ladkee peh padee
Samajh gaya woh galti ho gayee badee
Ladkee ne khun karte huye dekh liya hain usko
Pakadna padega abhee isase pehle key woh bataye kisiko
Wohee dekha credit card scientist key hath me
Jan gaya tota hain kisee tanya key sath me
Abb pakadna padega do ladkiyo ko ek hee rat me
Jiske pa** hain tota aur jisne dekh hain khun hota
Dekh key tanya kee photo ko baljit key deemag kee khul gayee khidki
Jisne dekha khun aur jiske pa** hain tota woh ek hee hain ladkee
Darkar tanya gayee police station par waha pehle se hee baitha tha dushman
Chupke chupke tanya ne sunee inspector aur baljit kee bat
Socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usee rat
Intzar karte karte thak gaya karan
Par uske ghar nahee aayee tanya uss rat
Toh karan aaya tanya key ghar socha key aisee kya ho gayee bat
Honi key iss khel se karan tha anjan pahuncha tanya
Key ghar par ho nahee sakee usse mulakat
Tanya apne bhayee golu ko lekar nikal gayee rat key andhkar me
Chodke karan kee luv story b**h majhdhar me
Uss rat key bad karan ne bahut dhundha idhar udhar left right
Kahee nahee milee tanya woh ho gayee out of sight
Iss tarah lovers key b**h me ho gayee judayee
Kya phir aage mil payenge tum hee dekho bhayee