Arey bhai, mere bandhu, mere bhai, mere aana
Yeh lallu kya kehta hai hamko batana
Jahan tak meree najar ja rahee hai
Yeh gintee me kahe khata kha rahee hai
Yeh unis mujhe leke dubega bhaiyya
Aur ikkis kahe mujhe tadpa rahee hai
Arey b**h kee mindee kidhar gayee, idhar gayee ya udhar gayee
Kis khadde me utar gayee, jane bhee do jidhar gayee
(Naa unnis se kam hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key toh samjha do bhai
Mai hu bhola bhala mai hu sidha sadha) - (2)
Naa unnis se kam ho naa ikkis se jyada
Jara theharana bhaisab wat non-sense
Arey rey rey rey aap toh hai memsab
Kaa kare ham bahut confuse hu
Jara rukiya memsab u shut up
Maf karna aap toh hai bhaisab, kaa kare ham bahut confuse hu
(Yeh kaisa gajab hain jagat kaa achamba
Jise keel samjho nikalta hai khamba) - (2)
Yeh ladkee ne ladke kee pakdee kalayee
Ya ladke ne ladkee patai hai bhai
Koyee toh bataye yeh nar hai yah mada - (2)
Mai hu bhola bhala mai hu sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key toh samjha do bhai
Mai hu bhola bhala mai hu sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane kya hai irada
Unnis aur ikkis yane key naues ikka
Boss kya no. bataya abhee lagake aaya
Ah ha gate toh achha ho guru par, iss line me kabse ho shuru
(Abhee iss jagah pehlee hee bar aaye
Badee minnaton se gaye hai bulaye) - (2)
Yeh gintee key chakkar me jabse pade hain
Jaha se chale the wahee peh khade hai
Akal kaa nikalne laga hai burada - (2)
Mai hu bhola bhala mai hu sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key toh samjha do bhayee
Mai hu bhola bhala mai hu sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane kya hai irada
Arey b**h kee mindee kidhar gayee, idhar gayee ya udhar gayee
Kis khadde me utar gayee, jane bhee do jidhar gayee