[Verse 1]
Not much of a rapper but untouchable bars
Can write a rhyme just as much as those stars
To any occasion, poke fun at you all tards
On any location, smoke ganja on mars
No need for a record, no need for new cars
Meet HideTheWeed for a second and do duo-bars
Don't have silly questions like them other retards
I use my brain like them blue avatars
Don't wanna be glued to them a**-superstars
Only to you like your love for Lamars
And it ain't this kinda bizzare
Like a freak-a** groupie who want you to get hard
Don't want the cookie in this famously jar
Now that being settled, the rookie will tell yall;
Ain't a freeloader don't want a freeride
Just want an invite to your studio-time
Just wanna witness some history live
Like how you made business - that mystery vibe
So please make it Christmas and deliver invite
Gimme few minutes, I'll be in the periphery quiet
Like an an annonumous fly, unnoticable
You don't wanna miss my, osmotical pull
I'm autonomous by, every possible tool
My consciousness tries, to fend off fanatical fool
That's why you don't see me, spamming your place
That's why you won't feel me, examine your trace
sh**'s not that silly, ain't demandin' your grace
I'm simply and really, not the stalkerin' race
So it isn't a biggie, if you're ignorin' this case
I'm not like a willy, all up in your face
I really wanna stress, I'm not a typical fan
Not fanatical mess, like your whimsical Stan
Not hang on your chest, and be "hysterical-Anne"
Nor scream like a jest, as if you're miracle Man
Coz I dont want a picture, don't need autographs
Dont wanna meet ya, to waste time on photographs
So summa sumarum, I just wanna see
The genious MC who works cleverly
Putting them words to that beat and then he
Spittin them songs through that neat energy
Coz man, I respect your work heavily
[Verse 2]
If you think that verse one was a bit of a stretch
If you dont want a person in your studio when you sketch
If your work will worsen then I'll back off to the edge
But I have a question that I need to unwedge;
Mr. Mathers, would you please perform Searchin and Crachers and Cheese
Biterophobia and them other songs from the Marshall Mathers LP
Like amityville and remember me
The kids and b**h please (II), numero tweeze
If I get locked up tonight
Oh and the songs with the D-tweezy
b**h, get my gun, hip-hop with Bizzy
Rabbit run, love you more, and crazy in love
8 mile, yellow brick road, Rock City and bully
Gatman and Robin with Fifty, of course Dead Wrong with Biggie
Let's not forget - Welcome 2 Detroit with Tricky
Whatever did happen to the Shady LTD line
And where can I find the horse-scene from 8 mile
Please, oh please Marshall please release
The troublemaker song from your early teens
And perform Cool J's I'm bad
With the dance and the hat
Oh, and I'm also looking for a live version of G.O.A.T
On that note, I hope you get what I wrote
And I really do hope that I'll soon take the boat
Across the sea to your studio that would be dope
To see the Emcee, during a recording spree
And do feel free to send me
The invitation immediately
HAHA :)