In the middle of the forest,
In the middle of the woods I took off my f**in' pants,
That's when Jeff's mom understood.
She's a chode bearing s*ut,
Who gets drunk at bars with balloons and friends as they walk her to her car.
In the middle of the forest,
I called her a f**in who*e, put a knife in her chest.
These would be her last words, like she told me they would,
These would be the last words she ever heard
"s** my f**in dick"