I decided to attempt a rhyme To amuse myself today, Sadly my pen grew heavy As my brain had little it would say. Enthusiastically I sat down Determined I would win, Surely a few syllables would join To help form a tale that I could spin. After many wasted minutes There was little I could show, Yet, I really made an effort Thought I`d let you know.
Even the one verse I had written I knew I would disown, When self doubt creeps in That seed is often sown. I took a refresher break Wine sometimes does the trick, Yet, after half a bottle My rhyme looked anything but slick. Then it really struck me Most words were wrong in every line, What a relief that was I thought the fault was mine.