Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road
Lookin' just like any other toad
Bright lights flash from a way afar
Little does he know it's a moving car
He jumps aside
It's not too late
He won't end up on the interstate
Touches ground and sounds his cry
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
Rambo Frog travels by the moon
Meets with Mr Red Raccoon
Soon they're joined by the Tortoise and Hare
To make sure the animals all play fair
A fight's broke out near the water hole
The natives have all lost control
Froggy's boys come from on high
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
[Spoken] "Let's go kick some bu*t, Froggy! Whoo-hoo!"
The fight goes on
A cry is heard
Rambo Frog's caught by a bird
But don't you fret and don't you frown
'Cause Red Raccoon's gonna bring him down!
The dust is up
And we hear a wail
Froggy's pluckin' Birdie's tail!
Boot that bird bu*t to the sky
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
[Spoken] Whaa-pfff! "How do you like it, Birdie?"
Dawn is broke
It's time to roam
All of the animals wander home
They've paid the price and had a ball
Can't wait for the next big brawl
Froggy whistles up a tune
Joined by Mr Red Raccoon
Tortise and Hare wave them good-bye
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road
Lookin' just like any other toad
Bright lights flash from a way afar
But now he knows it's a moving car!
He jumps aside
It's not too late
One point less for the interstate!
Touches ground and sounds his cry
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"