[Hook:]
Your flag is whack, your flag is whack
Your flag is whack, Belgium just Germany taking a nap (aye)
I'd take it all back, If you'd just change the flag
I be on the attack, ‘Cause your flag is whack
[Verse 1:]
Indonesia and Monaco
One of you has gotta go
How's a n***a supposed to know
Who's who when that sh**s on the pole
You're no better Poland
Upside-down like Spiderman
Next time hire a designer so your flag don't look so stolen
You may think I'm mad, you may think I'm absurd
But it not my fault Netherlands look like Luxembourg
So many bad flags I can't tell them apart
Which one of these is Ireland and which one's Cote d'Ivoire?
I be in the stadium
Watchin' the game
Chad and Romania
Look exactly the same
You'd be none the wiser
If I asked you to squint
It's like the designer
Threw out the blueprint
Not trying to make enemies
Half the Middle East looks Yenemi
Throwing flags out like a referee
Don't care if it's a felony
Pollution and genocide cause widespread discontent
But you know what I'd do first if I was president