I was standing on the corner, in the middle of the block
I saw a lady standing there, sitting on a rock
As she began to talk, I ran as fast as I could walk,
I heard her shout "Look out! Stop that dancing up there!"
I was strolling through the park in the middle of the night
The night was very dark cause the sun was shining bright
I spied a lark and the lark began to bark,
"Stop that dancing up there!"
Some folks say that I'm insane
And just as goofy as can be
But they're all wrong, I'm all right
Everybody's crazy but me
I'm living in the cellar, on the 7th floor
I can't go to sleep 'till I hear myself snore
Now the people downstairs say I'm an awful square
When I shout, "Hey, stop that dancing up there!"