[Intro: King C.R.E.M.E.] 2016, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays First day of the Lunar New Year, Deep Throat Year, Deep Throat Year, Deep Throat Year Full H.A.M. Gardens, Full H.A.M. Palace, Butcher Street, Butcher Street [Verse 1: Yung Bumblebee] Butcher the street then turn it into Butcher Street Butcher them to d**h, butcher into layers, butcher their internal organs Butcher them into slices, butcher aunties, butcher people, butcher Jimmy Lai Butcher triads, butcher a new era of peace in Hong Kong Butcher Jews more than Hitler, butcher the whole street Have to shout out loud ‘DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE' [Verse 2: Lin Nipple Twister] Congrats to your mom, congrats to your dad Tell your grandmother to pour me tea So many people celebrating, so f**ing annoying That even on the first day of the lunar new year they have to get slashed Mickey Low Mays on the first day of the lunar new year pay you a new year call We don't give out red pockets, we give out a pack of opium Soup not salty enough, dessert not sweet enough On top of the turnip cake spray whipped cream (White fluid) Writing couplets, hanging Fai Chun EtoWah Power Sausage inserted into Strange Lucky Cheung's Balls, press her onto a table Remember to use a condom, so you won't need to get an abortion (No need to thank me) Asking where to get the condom? If you want condom go find it on your brother's desk You say you don't want to continue waiting Please hurry up and come here Spray wet my a** [Hook: King C.R.E.M.E.] Congrats you can't count your money Congrats your company is bankrupt Fund you to go to summer school but can't fund yourself So I'll attack your mom and your dad till they die The world has no justice no reason University weapons attack you Mickey Low Mays watching companies' corporate corruption is the real ideal of society [Verse 3: Yung Bumblebee] Your mom in the funeral house, her corpse can't get rest Everyday go in their force her to give me head Your b**h asks me why my penis is so smelly Corpse smell from my twenty-inch penis tip Triads on the streets, giving out red pockets Your corpse in front of your family getting flogged
Five horses separating your body, turning into human flesh noodles Feed it to your sister, fishbone mixed with sh** Congrats and may you prosper, put your mother in a coffin Put my dick into her foetus, no need to ask if girl or boy Lunar New Year, of course stick it into the a**hole Choke on my dick until everyone's coughing [?] drink semen so you'll be top of the cla** [Verse 4: Matty Gospel] New year, what is there to do? If not be a retard, then a road My relatives give red pockets Of course I'll say thank you Say it so many times, even your grandmother's thinking [?] Cut off your dick, he doesn't even need to open the door Receive red pockets then go back home, almost bored to d**h Your mom asked me to go accompany her to eat chicken thighs Actually eating herself, or chicken thighs are more tasty? I said she's a pork chop and oily, she said I'm disgraceful [Verse 5: HanWo} When I'm talking please shut the f** up I f** your mother and can't stop f**ing Money in my wallet has how many zero's? I count ten thousand zero's and can't stop counting Why I speak again and again but you never understand Six great tycoons have more money than Li Ka-Shing Hong Kong with me is more prosperous My slave is CY Leung Slice open your hands is your penis, why don't you go call 999? Me and my friend called Yung Bumblebee On top of your penis head, boyfriend My penis extends into [?] f** your grandfather then f** your dad [?] On Christmas Eve, s**ing on your grandfather He gave me a red packet and said thank you to me Mickey Low Mays don't take sh** from anybody Your corpse gets flogged by Matthew Cheah My idol is called Donny Choi f** your b**h until four o'clock so what? [Hook: King C.R.E.M.E.] Congrats you can't count your money Congrats your company is bankrupt Fund you to go to summer school but can't fund yourself So I'll attack your mom and your dad till they die The world has no justice no reason University weapons attack you Mickey Low Mays watching companies' corporate corruption is the real ideal of society [Outro: King C.R.E.M.E.] 2016, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays