Oh catapillar, oh catapillar…
Who Haa! Oh catapillar…
Catapillar, catapillar, catapillar…
I am a catapillar
I, I roam around
I am a catapillar
I roam around
Don't waste your time riding those stinky, smelly busses
Don't stay and pay just to sit down on icky seats
Enjoy the Catapillar free with every ticket purchase
Come ride the Catapillar now and you will see.
I am a catapillar
I, I roam around
I am a catapillar
I roam around (he roams around)
And if you're gay, no one will know
Cause men touch other men all the time
That's just the way things go on the Catapillar Ride
I am a catapillar
I, I roam around
I am a catapillar
I roam around (he roams around)
Don't waste your time riding those loud and awful trains (ohh no)
Don't stand all squished up against the door
Enjoy the Catapillar free with every ticket purchase
Come ride the Catapillar now and you'll want more.
It's clean, it's green, it's the Catapillar!
It's clean, it's green, it's the Catapillar!
I am a catapillar
I, I roam around
I am a catapillar
I roam around (he roams around)
And if you're gay no one will know
Cause men touch other men all the time
That's just the way things go on the Catapillar Ride.