[Verse 1]
Come with me
You have to see
The ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly
She's screwed the whole wide world
[?]
She winks at me
She sleeps with boys and girls
Come with me
Get her for free
Get caught by the one-eyed girl
[Chorus]
Trust me
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, see
I'll put your head into her [?]
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, see
I'll put you right into her chair
I'm mean like that
[Verse 2]
Stupid boy
She's not a toy
Or an ugly barbie doll
So take your fingers
Out from your pocket
And wrap the one-eyed girl
Her eye is red
But her legs are wide
Come see the one-eyed girl
Her grip's tight
But her teeth [?]
You're gonna k** the one-eyed girl
[Chorus]
Touch me
I guarantee I'll kiss you back, please
I'll put your head into my [?]
I guarantee I'll kiss you back, please?
I'll put your head into my chair
[Bridge]
Stupid boy
I'm not a toy
Are you?
Every time
I see your eyes
I wonder why you
Come with me
To get her for free
Are you?
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly
[Chorus]
Trust me
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, please
I put your head into her [?]
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, please
I'll put you right into her chair
[Outro]
She walks on by
With her [?] open wide
There she [cries?]
Wave goodbye
You, one-eyed girl
Come with me
You'll have to see
The [original?] one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly
She's screwed the whole wide world
Come with me
You'll have to see
The ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly