Sick and twisted Sick and twisted very bad Crippled, crazy, sick and sad Yes, a fouler thing has not existed Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted Sick and twisted Bent and gnarled Rigid, raving Deeply scarred Yes, I'm reviled And I'm detested Diseased and pleased And crab-infested Hoi! Sick and twisted!! Menageries I have molested All my suits are double-breasted Nothing sacred Nothing sound My a** is sagging And my belly is round My an*s torn with years of trauma Madly weeping drama-mama Fisted deeply, with no friends Yes, with me the bullsh** never ends Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Oi! Sick and twisted Outta luck But you know what? I don't give a f** I lost it all But it was my call And all in all I had me a ball
Sick and twisted Been black listed Feathers flew But I persisted I carry on And only hope To eat up crack And shoot up dope Yes, everything is sick and twisted Everything is sick and twisted Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Life is just a battlefield A crushing force to which I will not yield Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and Twisted! Everytime that I see this place It reminds me that I must destroy your race Then I sh** myself and I feel disgrace So instead of toilet paper I just use your face Living outside of society Look at what it's done to me I crave crack and P.C.P. And I need a big old dil*o rammed all up inside of me... Living in pomp and pageantry Hits and sh**s and bu*ts and s*uts Everyone around me hates my guts