Give me a carriage with eight white horses I've got a date with my sweetie tonight Give me a carriage with eight white horses I wanna do it up-right Give me a castle at my disposal Deep in the forest a-way out of sight I need a setting for my proposal I wanna do it up-right. Hey, I wanna sweep you off your feet with dazzling treasure. Shower you with spices from exotic lands. I wanna be your Galahad in shining armor, I'll win you a duel, bag you a dragon, I'm not a guy that's totally braggin' I've taken stock of my cash resources Soon we'll get married and someday you'll see
You'll have that carriage with eight white horses. A baby carriage, a three room castle, for baby, for you, and for me. Hey, I wanna sweep you off your feet with dazzling treasure. Shower you with spices from exotic lands. I wanna be your Galahad in shining armor. I'll win you a duel, bag you a dragon, I'm not a guy that's totally braggin'. I've taken stock of my cash resources, Can't even get me a carriage tonight. Win me a castle, for my proposal So we can do it up-right I still like to dress like a lady.