Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my bo*er's vanished Please, return to me, bo*er Fifteen years have come and gone Vacation at the Reeperbahn Prostitutes and d** I'm on Out of dope, my bo*er's gone Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition
Oh, my condition is flacid as can be What does flacid mean? Look it up in the dictionary In the dictionary I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a bo*er 'Cause his first name is Dick If you think about it His first name is Dick, dictionary There's no way that he will ever have to-- Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism Dictionaryism, dictionaryism Read me, you can read me like a book