My mother f**ed a donkey
down in Mexico
she had treinta margaritas
treinta years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she rad to make some cash
for fifty thousand pesos
the donkey f**ed her a**
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
human-donkey fornication
her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
it wasn't for the dough
a genuine fiesta -
at the donkey show
the crowd would shout "ole!"
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back
A real freak show in the pit
the donkey's f**ing my moms tits
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
The donkey's name was Lucky
oh, boy, he loved to f**
he'd get so damn excited
he'd kick and make you duck
if you want to be star
it's easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
let lucky f** your an*s
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey