Hey, how did everybody get in my room? It's saturday another perfect day until I hit the boardwalk headed towards the pier "You're f**ing gay!" "f** you! Outta my way!" 50,000 jackoffs on rollerblades Greased up dolphin shorts Wrist guards so it won't hurt Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car! Yea! So until the day you learn to surf or skate; College jackoff f*ggot, Sportin Oakley shades! On rollerblades! Yea! Crash helmets to be safe! On rollerblades! Yea! Crash helmets to be safe! Whoopie! It's fun to skate! I'll do a figure 8 Watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs Oh gee! This is fun! Looks like I better run 14 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head!
Yea! This sport is so extreme You roller disco queens Go and do the hustle at the roller wonderland She blades to shrink her thighs So she can justify 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Neat! Neat! I really think its neat! I'm stealing every trick from every skateboarder i meet Neat! Neat! I really think its neat! You stupid f*ggot roller bladers!! Roller Wonderland! Cum-guzzlin Fruitcakes! I hope you break your hands! Roller Wonderland! Cum-guzzlin Fruitcakes! I hope you break your f**ing neck!! YOU STUPID ROLLER SKATER GET THE fu*k OUT OF THE WAY!!!