oh my god, what time is it?
i'm late again, this s**s
where's my other shoe? f**!
i need a drink-god damn!
did i get gas last night?
oh, well, roll the dice
ha-ha, i gotta to to vegas soon
i really miss those wonderful casinos
and friendly people
f**, i hate those people
in the carpool lane
we carpool, oooo, go f** yourself
i'm probably fired already, sh**
oh, well
only nine more hours
till dollar drafts
and free meatballs
you're late