This song is dedicated to anyone who ever had a bad manager
I heard a rumor, they've been treating you bad
These allegations, they just make me quite sad
Myocarditis?
Oh no
And gastritis?
That's bad
Mishandled Visa?
Terrible
Kidney disease-a?
I can't believe it
So they might be the biggest company
The leaders of this very industry
But if there's one thing that's true
It's that I'll be there for you
You're #1 on the chart of my heart
I won't treat you like...
I won't violate your basic human rights
13 year contract? Babe, I won't have that
We'll be exclusive until you want to go
I won't treat you like...
I'll be so much better 'cause I'll do you right
Won't try to exhaust you
'Cause what if I lost you?
Won't try to control you unless you say so
Now I know it seems like I probably don't know what I'm talking about
And to a certain extent, I don't
But what I do know is that when people work hard for other people
They deserve to be treated and compensated fairly
Anything else is exploitation
I won't treat you like...
I won't violate your basic human rights
13 year contract? Babe, I won't have that
We'll be exclusive until you want to go
I won't treat you like...
I'll be so much better 'cause I'll do you right
Won't try to exhaust you
'Cause what if I lost you?
Won't try to control you unless you say so