I met her at the haunted mansion.
She said I looked like Charles Manson, yeah.
But I persisted, though.
And won her love, you know.
Black clouds floating up above.
That haunted house was our tunnel of love.
The first time she sat next to me, she said I looked just like E.T.
The next thing that you know, I was her Romeo.
She finally came around.
In that haunted house our love was found.