Hey mister where you headed? Are you in a hurry? I need a lift to happy hour say oh no Do you brake for distilled spirits, I need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt One, Two, One Two Three Four Cold turkey's getting stale Tonight i'm eating crow Fermented salmonella poison oak no There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now i'm dehydrating My tounge is swelling up As I say One, Two, One Two Three Four Troubled times , you know i can't lie I'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin a ride *Lots Of Talking To Crowd* There's a drought at the fountain of youth
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