[Verse 1]
Came out of the womb with a yamaka
Lit those eight candles on Hanukkah
Things are gettin' turnt on my DS
Shoes are untied in excess
They call me the hero of gym cla**
My sk**s in chess are kick-a**
Tell Rob Murphy get the sh** outta my seat
Tell ya'll rabbis to pray ‘cause I'm k**in' this beat
[Hook]
I'm a Jew, I'm a Jew, and I'm lookin' at you
Got a penny in my pocket call me Netanyahu
I'm a Jew, I'm a Jew, and things can get crazy
Don't believe in Jesus, but your a** needs saving
[Verse 2]
Hair comin' out past my forehead
Always lookin' like I just got out of bed
Didn't have bagels at my Bar Mitzvah
I'd rather have a nice slice of pizza
Things are hella chill in my comic book shirts
‘Specially when I'm with my Indian bud Kurt
Some people say I've come down with the blues
But that's only the color of my backpack and shoes
[Hook]
[Emotional Bridge]
All I want is to rid myself of these stereotypes
Of this drivel and these lies
All I want is to bring about their grisly demise
To rectify the human divine
All I want is to ameliorated
To be liberated
From all of this delusional hatred
And all the suffering that we have created
[Hook]