[Chorus:] I'm Richie Dagger I can stomp and swagger I can take on all your heroes I'm Richie Dagger I'm young and I'm haggard The boy that nobody owns He sits in his corner like a child despised A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes-- That's Richie Dagger's crime He's the sort of boy who was never much loved His idea of fun was society's grudge-- That's Richie Dagger's crime
His life was a mess And his friends weren't quite the best But he was satisfied-- That's Richie Dagger's crime s** me in and spit me out Devour me in haste [Chorus] He could set your mind ablaze With sparkling eyes and visionary case He stood like the remnant of an outbreak past Wore something in his ear and Boy was he sa**-- [Chorus]