Count the steps from here to the corner
Wash it up twenty times in a day
Triple check twist the cap on the night stand
Glue the handle tie it down make it stay
Make a wish leave a dish for the offer
Switch the light make it right for your eyes
Say the words hope that someone is listening
Always back and forth never side to side
She knows bout the bones that you're fetching
She knows she's the queen of the Nile
She knows how to push all your bu*tons
She knows how to make them smile
She can make that monkey smile
My little simple simian
Not 8 track but Oh- CD
Over my shoulder she can guarantee
with her help I can get through any door that restricts me
Count the tiles from here to the corner
Pull the knob and stick the keys in the place
Shag rug is my Poseidon adventure
check the mirror make sure it's still my face
Telephone is ringing up to the quota
Clear the plate take Mona Lisa's advice
trash the stash that's backed up cache for the ego
watch the timer make sure it cooks up nice
She knows bout the stones you've been skipping
She knows she's the king of denial
She knows bout the view from your shoulder
she can make them walk a mile
she'll make that monkey walk a mile
My little simple simian
Not 8 track but Oh- CD
Over my shoulder she can guarantee
with her help advice I'm sure my own jury won't convict me
I'm no good without the one true pet I own
disgruntled online shopper. ?? stopper
Indisposable non-opposable thumbed one
She knows bout the stones you've been skipping
She knows she's the king of denial
She knows bout the view from your shoulder
she can make them walk a mile
she'll make that funky monkey walk a mile
My little simple simian
Not 8 track but Oh- CD
Over my shoulder she can guarantee
with her help I can get through any door that restricts me
My little simple simian
Not 8 track but Oh- CD
Over my shoulder she can guarantee
with her help I can get through any door