My dog.
What's Happenin' Dog?
Yea, it's good to see you too.
Yea, everyone's up and
on their way over here.
They'll be kickin' it, we'll be kickin' it
this afternoon.
Yeah, gonna be a first time
we all got together.
Oh yeah, I'm feelin' good, yeah
Yeah bringin' some of that stash they
got in the back.
I dug up a bone plus a few of those
nickle doggie bags we used to bury.
Told you they'd come in handy.
Yeah, why not? It's my idea we got into
discussion and put it on tape.
You see, they taught me how to work this
here recorder.
And they don't know we talk.
They don't know we discuss this sh**.
And they ain't never heard none of us talk.
My dog. C'mon in here, my dog.
What's happenin'?
Hey, get vour a** on in here.
Yeah, we gonna tell these stories and put
'em on this tape.
Now, nobody ain't gonna believe this sh**.
Kick back and watch that sh**.
You f**ed up; you high.
I mean, why not?
Those mutha-f**ers got us runnin' 'round
here chasin metal rabbits at dog tracks and
then placin' bets and fadin' 'em.
Makin' us do stupid animal tricks
'Bout time we sic them on some sh**.
Life is cool here in this canaine
county kennel
With all incidentals paid up front, it's cool.
Yeah, y'all come in here, come on in.
and what you doin' with that silly muzzle on?
Hey, somebody take that muzzle off that
b**h so I can kiss her.
What's happenin' baby?
Damn, they gave you a funny haircut.
You ain't no muthaf**in' poodle
Get your a**, on in here.
I wasn't you know what.
I'm doin, yeah.
Yeah, I might just do that sh**
but you spaded b**h, what's happenin'?
Yeah, we all here kickin' back, yea.
Here, hit some of this here sh**.
Don't act like you don't know what it is.
You's a dope dog; you's a police dog.
Don't tell me they didn't train youin this sh**.
How the f** you gonna follow a trail if you
don't sniff some of this sh**?
It ain't just a scent, goddamn, you gotta get
some of this sh** up your nose.
Come get your a** over here, man.
Now this tape is pretty short so we might
have to talk this dog sh** fast.
What's happenin' my dog? Yeah
Yeah, I got a nickle bag, a doggie bag,
Been defleaded, been deticked and I got
my rabies shot.
I'm ready to bury a bone in this muthaf**er.
Hey, this is the tale that wagged the dog.
Yeah, I wanna know why the muthaf**ers,
when they say "dog," it sounds like
there's somethin' wrong with that sh**,
you know and when they say "b**h." b**h.
But they always do a lot of silly sh**.
But I got a little the other day.
Took some of that
muthaf**in' shaving creme.
Put it around my mouth,
Struck my Kujo pose next to the baby.
Scared the sh** outta that mutha-f**er
Almost bust my side in
f** them mutha-f**ers
Well, I got nuthin' to worry about.
Kids'll f** them up if they try to
do somethin' to me.
But you know you gotta get a little even
every now and then.
What? What would I do if I kicked?
Why you ask a silly a** question like that?
Oh yeah, you done start gettin' high now;
now you like talkin', don't you?
What would you do if I catch, catch the cat,
that mutha-f**er?
Roof was on top of the house
Roof was on top of your mouth
Roof, my dog, what's happenin'?
Yeah, gone outta tape,
we gotta do this again.
Put me on another track.