Well if I had my way, I'd stay drunk all day Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay I'd spend my money on women and wine Spend my time getting high, getting by If I had my way, had my way, had my way Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day. Sometimes I feel like sh** Sometimes I look like it Well, give me a bottle o' wine Give me a bottle o' beer Have to give me a hand, have to give me a chair Well if I had my way, I'd stay drunk all day Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay I'd spend my money on women and wine Spend my time getting high, getting by If I had my way, had my way, had my way Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day. I've got to get up and go to work Hate bad luck, hate my job and my boss is a f**in' jerk. Spending all my time doing somethin' I don't like To work all day and sleep all night
I wasn't born to punch no clock And I sure as hell wasn't born to work no job If I had my way I'd stay drunk all day, Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay I'd spend my money on women and wine, Spend my time getting high, getting by If I had my way, had my way, had my way Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day. I'm dreaming of that big green leaf. (Mmm... ) Pot and booze is my belief (Model C.) I do what I like, and I sure as hell like what I do (I don't like that.) Well, if you don't like it, f** you. (Oh!) If I had my way I'd stay drunk all day Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay I'd spend my money on women and wine Spend my time getting high, getting by If I had my way, had my way, had my way Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day.