[Verse 1: Swing Dee Diablo]
I Start to Rap
I Drop Bombs I'm Napalm
Put the Head Phones on Em
And Force Feed Em ESHAM
There's a Werewolf on the Loose
You'll get more than Rabies
HAVE SEX WITH LINDSAY LOHAN
And have some Mutant Babies
That's right I'm Crazy
Swing Dee be The Name
Biggie and Pun Heard Me
And They Both rolled over in they Graves
I Say What Ever I Want
I'm Like a Drunkin Sailor
And there's no room for Improvement
Like A F.E.M.A. Trailer
My Girl Loves Me
She Cuts Herself so I Can Feed
She's Beautiful
It's Hard to Just Sit There and Watch Her Bleed
For Christina Ricci my Black Snake Moan
She acting like a b**h
So I'm gonna Give her my Bone
My Mother Really Never Had Me
I Was Cloned from The Shroud of Turin
Blood of Christ,Heart of Gold Ni%$a
But Don't Get It Twisted
Cause I Ain't Jesus Mommy
I'm Something Else
So Enter The Lab,Enter The Party
[Hook: Swing Dee Diablo]
When You Meet Me
I Act Oddly
Drugged out Just Like Chris Farley
Some would say Ungodly
But Your Girl Still Want Me
Run Away Hardly
I'm Something Else
Enter the Lab, Enter The Party
[Verse 2: Swing Dee Diablo]
I'm Proud to say I've Never watched an episode of Glee
Or None of that other f*ggot sh** on TV
Never laid my eyes on a twilight DVD
Ni%#A Please We Eloheim
We Swim A Different Stream
Far away where these Ni%#As can't see Me
I understand the propaganda that's on TV
The Government wants to stop Me
They want to bleed Me
But I'm Easy to Find
I'm Right There where the trees Be
Kick You Like a Hacky Sack
Throw you like Frisbees
Slide my dick right next to your girls Kidney
Yeah I Never liked your ho a** to put it Simply
You looking stupid asking why is Swing so Unfriendly
Today I Got Up On The Wrong Side of the Bed
Put A Line Of Coke To My Nose
And A Gun to my Girls Head
Over The Stupid sh** That The Voice In My Head Just Said
Ni%#as in they Videos looking like Right Said Fred
[Verse 3: Swing Dee Diablo]
Kurt Cobain Insane with the Flow
Crazy Cocaine Brain
I'm Just Letting Ya'll Know
Your Baby Mama is a Ho
And She always with Me
Got a Tape f**ing Her
Like Ray,Kim, and Whitney
And my attitude's like 50's(50 Cent)
f** You Pay Me
Rappers all Talk and all These
f**ing rappers slay Me
Rappers can Not Play Me
Cause I will Slay Thee
Swing Dee Is Crazy
Flow Born In Hades Ni%#a
I ain't even listening to you Man
I'm Blowing Trees
While your girl's looking Up
s**ing Dick while she on her Knees
I Bust a Frosty on her Forehead
And give her brain Freeze
She looks at me with those f** me Eyes
And I tell her to Leave
You whisper to the Crowd
Them ni%@as ain't hearing Ya
Your a dollar creep Show
But I'm The Masterpiece Theater
This ain't The King And I
This Is The King Is I
So Break Me off a Chunk
Before I k**
For My Piece of the Pie